What seems to be a joke at first, turns out to be the latest advance in wearable technology. The i.Con is the world’s first smart condom ring that uses a nano-chip to measure different variables during sex, like ‘velocity of thrusts’, ‘girth’ and ‘positions used.’
It also comes with with an “antibodies filter” to detect the presence of any STIs, such as chlamydia and syphilis.
So, basically it’s a Fitbit for your junk…
Have you ever wondered how many calories you’re burning during intercourse? How many thrusts? Speed of your thrusts? The duration of your sessions? Frequency? How many different positions you use in the period of a week, month or year? Ever wondered how you stack up to other people from around the world?
The i.Con records all of the above and sends the data straight to your iPhone, so maybe push notifications isn’t such a great idea in this case.
You can use the companion app to compare your stats with friends and/or share them with the world.
The ring lasts for 6-8 hours on a single charge and can be used over and over again. You can charge it via USB.
No matter how strong your pull out game is, low-key you know you want to try this. As a joke right?
The i.Con is available for £59.99 ( around 73 bucks ) at British Condoms.
