The Onion’s Tech Trends looks at the new Samsung Apex, a wearable computing device that streams videos into one eye, the internet into the other, and sucks your c*ck all at the same time.
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Samsung Apex: New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your D*ck [video]
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