FSM Gets Apple’s ( Unwanted ) Attention

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Is this a sick joke or really bad timing ? Following our lawyers’ advice, FSM is now on pause until further notice…

Later edit:

To avoid the further confusion and moronic emails sent to us: this was just an April Fools joke. I pretty much took an Apple employment document , copied the style, and  did this. I intentionally  made a few mistakes like the name of the site, misspelled “violates” and signed Steven P. Jokes.