📅 July 24, 2010     🕐 1 minute read

Darth Vader Calls Apple About His iPhone 4 [video]

Take a look at this video of Darth Vader calling Apple about his iPhone 4.

The choice lines:

  • “Are you seriously defending the new phone by saying that it almost performs as well as the old phone? Is that what the plan is?”
  • “So everybody gets hit with 4 times the radiation just because these idiots can’t work together?”
  • “Ha ha, and get what, the EVO? I mean those poor saps are having light leaks and their screens peeling off after a couple of days.”
  • “And don’t even get me started on the Droid X. Uh, let’s see, you take the original phone, remove the physical keyboard, make it as big as a toaster, and still don’t add a front-facing camera? Yeah, that’s progress.”
  • “Look, just level with me: it’s AT&T isn’t it? If it is just cough or something.”
[via TC]

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