2015

Pornhub Announces The Wankband [video SFW]

WankBand

The world’s most mainstream porn site is getting into the hotness of the moment—wearable tech—with something called the Wankband. Yep, that’s what it’s called.

The Wankband is a wearable that straps on to your forearm, capturing the energy from a spot of self-love and using it to charge basically anything via USB. You see, inside the band resides a weighted ball that travels up and down in a tube with a flick of the wrist, and from there the kinetic energy’s stored until your gizmo of choice needs a charge.

Who knows if it will ever be made—they say it’s in beta testing, which they spell “beata testing.” And they are collecting email addresses from people who might want to own it eventually. (I’m sure those addresses will be used for no other reasons.)

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