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< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren’t using
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<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren’t any new text words that have been searched for
<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, “WTF??”
<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
<Fenris> I swear, someday I’m just going to rape that bitch.
<ctone> …
<ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org
<Fenris> Don’t you fucking dare.

<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
<rycool> …
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven’s Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.

(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they’re super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #
<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

<fstorm> i’d wonder if bill gates can win the presidency, with all his money and such
<Cybe> NOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!
<Cybe> dude…..the government would crash and have to be rebooted like 6 times a day
<Cybe> not to mention all the security issues

<SUMO> Yeah, your girlfriend is a slut.
<Marlon_Strike> no she’s not.
<TIKKI-MAN_FAEZZ> sounds like it:P
<Marlon_Strike> She simply has an odd sense of humor.
* cloud|I-Saviour looks at Eld and nods
* SUMO nods at Cloud as well.
<Marlon_Strike> ….
<Marlon_Strike> You guys suck…
<Marlon_Strike> I never insult your girlfriends…
<SUMO> We never have any.

<DreamStiller> whats the advantage of php compared to servers like geocities?
<DrDoug> Well, php is a server side scripting language and geocities is just a steaming pile of shit.

<Latly> Dude I just heard an amazing story
<Latly> My friends g/f was getting bored of her everyday love life
<Latly> Sex, kissing, sex, etc.
<Latly> She decided to make it a bit more romantic
<Latly> So she decides to burn a disk of sexual songs, and plays it during their “fun hour”
<Latly> I came over that day, and just swiped the disk with another one
<Witds> with wat
<Latly> Lets just say, that they will be having a blast doing it to barneys singalongs

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